WELCOME TO THE BURNING POT OF MENUDO!

CULTURE CLASH IS DEAD!

NOT MENTIONED IN "HISPANIC MAGAZINES' SILLY TOP 25 most POWERFUL BEANERS IN HOLLYWOOD LIST, YOU WON'T EVEN FIND THESE ORIGINAL VATO LOCO'S ON SCHINDLERS LIST. (PLEASE DON'T FUCKING ITALICIZE VATO LOCO'S)

YET ACCORDING TO 'LOS ANGELES MAGAZINE' RECENT DESCRIPTION AS THE "O.G., HARDEST WORKING CHICANOS IN THE INDUSTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY TRUE CHICANOS WORKING IN THE INDUSTRY "THIS QUOTE SPEAKS NOT OF THE NUMBERS OF HISPANICS IN HOLLYWOOD BUT OF THE FEW CHICANA/O (S) WHO HAVE NOT SOLD OUT THEIR LEFT NUT TO GRAB THE BIG BRASS MONKEY IN THE SKY.

INNOVATORS, PROMOTERS,COMICS, SHOWMEN, SHAYMEN,POETS, WRITERS,HEYOKA/SACRED CLOWNS ARE REACHING THIER 13TH YEAR AS CULTURE FUCKING CLASH!.THE REVOLUTION IS ON! NORTE/SUR IS ON, CHIAPAS IS ON!, MIDDLE AGED LOS LOBOS ASK WHERE HAS THE REVOLUTION GONE(?) ZACK DE LA ROCHA OF "RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" WILL TELL THEM WHERE IT'S GONE, STEP ASIDE FOR ALL THE YOUNGBLOODS COMING UP, THATS WHY WE SAY..

YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODY!

"THE CULTURAL WAR IS ON AND THE BATTLE GROUND IS THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF OUR YOUNG PEOPLE".


CULTURE CLASH IS DEAD!


IN THE BEGINING.....OVER 12 YEARS AGO ON 24TH AND BRYANT STREET IN THE MISSION OF SAN FRANCISCO, AND UNDER THE INFLUENCE AND GUIDANCE OF THE ORIGINAL MACK DADDY GODFATHER OF THEM ALL; RENE YANEZ, CULTURE CLASH WAS CALLED COMEDY FIESTA, A SILLY LITTLE BAND OF HYSTERICAL WANNA BEES THAT INCLUDED THE LIKES OF EL MAESTRO JOSE ANTONIO BURCIAGA, (SPILLING THE BEANS/WEE DEE PEEPO) AND LA MARGA GOMEZ, CULTURE CLASH EVOLVED OVER THE YEARS AND DIED MANY DEATHS AND WAS REBORN MAY TIMES TO BECOME WHAT IT IS TODAY, A KICK ASS, TAKE NO PRISIONEROS, CHICANO/SALVATRUCHA, O.G ,PELON, NEGROS THAT GOT YOUR BACK, ALL YOU LITTLE ILL ASS SILLY LITTLY COMEDY TROUPS BEST STEP OFF, DON'T MAKE ME NAME NAMES, YOU ALL GOT SOME TIME TO SERVE BECAUSE OUR SHIT GOES INTO THE PEN AND BEYOND.

"THE BARRIO STREETS OF YOUR MIND" CAME FROM RAUL "TAPON" SALINAS WHO SERVED TIME IN SAN QUILMAS, SOLEDAD HASTA FOLSOM Y TODA SLAS PINTAS DEL NORTE/SUR AZTLAN! SO STEP OFF LITTLE SILLY BASTARDS! THE REVOLUTION IS ON.!

AFFILIATIONS..

IN THE 213/ NUKE, CYPRES CLIQUA/B-REAL/STEVE O./MR.CARTOON/DUKE STEPPING UP TO CYPRESS/BOBO/TONANTZIN/TIZOC/LALI/SCANDALOUS/JOKER

619/TRIBAL/BOBBY Y LOS VATOS, INDIO FROM CHINO AND CHINO FROM INDIO. ZACK AND RAGE FOR BIG TOP LOCOS1

916 ROYAL CHICANO AIR FORCE, LOS GENERALES MONTOYA Y VILLA, LOUIE THE FOOT, RUDY, THE FOX,PADILLA,ISHII,FABELA-SEE"PILOTS OF AZTLANÓ (PBS/SACRA) LOS TATTOOED LOVE DOGS,BINGO.MCR RECORDS FRO TRANQUILITY BULL.JIMMY AND MARIA ON THE NOSHO!

707 MALAQUIAS MONTOYA AT UCDAVIS. MACARIO,MACEO Y LA LESLIE! ANDRES MONTOYA (POET)EL MR. PEDRO VEGA DE MARTINEZ PRESENTE! EL GAVILAN IN SANTA ROSA CATCH HIM ON KPFA BAZURKLAS OR ON THE FAST TRACK TO THE REAL SUR! (CHIAPAS)

408 LOS ILLIGALS/SALINAS/SETH MILLWOOD/KIRK WARD

212; GHETTORIGINAL, CRAZY LEGGS/BABITO/NUYORICAN POETS CAFE/LA BRUJA/AND ALL OUR BORIQUA SISTAHS IN DA HOUSE! Y LAS DOMINICANAS...STEP OFF...TALK TO DA HAND...! ANITA/SONIA AND WHATS HER CURLY HAIR NAME!?

TOUR INFO:

CALIFORNIA PLAZA 8/02/96 WITH OZOMATLY (FREE!) AN OUT DOOR COMEDY FEST STARTING AT 8PM

AUG 8TH - 12  TUSCON ARIZONA - IMPROV (TEMPE)

AUG 29TH - SEPT 6 DALLAS TX. (IMPROV ADDISON)

SEPT 20TH, 1996 - SAN PANCHO! THE BOYS RETURN TO EL MISSION TO THE YORK THEARTRE -JUST A P.L.O. STONES THROW FROM THEIR BIRTHPLACE-WITH"RADIO MAMBO-C.C. INVADES MIAMIÓ WE'LL BE STAYING AT EL BORDER BRUJOS LOFT ON ARMY/CESAR CHAVEZ AVE! (3 WEEK RUN)

OCT 18TH, 1996 (6 WEEK RUN) SAN DIEGO WITH RADIO MAMBO AT THE SAN DIEGO REP. ALL"MAMBOÓ SHOWS DIRECTED BY THAT BROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET ROGER GUENVERE SMITH, (GET ON THE BUS AND ALL OF SPIKES MOVIES)

DEC 8TH - 24 SOUTH COAST REP"LA POSADA MAJICA" DIRECTED BY THE PLAYWRIGHT OCTAVIO SOLIZ.

SILLY SHOWTIME SPECIAL SOMETIME IN AUG/CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS

DALLAS THEATRE CENTER 1/20/97

CAL STATE L.A. 1/30 -31/97"A 12 YEAR RETROSPECTIVE"

IS THERE ANY THING ELSE TO SAY!

IN PRODUCTION...OUR FIRST COMEDY C.D., A CHEECH AND CHONG FOR THE NINETIES THATS NOT AFRAID TO BE POLITICAL AND TALK ABOUT THE REAL ILL SHIT!"JOSE MONTOYA; DOGDREAMERS/ A CHICANO WORLD VIEW" FEATURING EL MAESTRO RUDOLFO CARRILLO JR./BIKER/MARINE/MARIJUANERO/MANITO/BLUE GRASS BAD ASS TRIO LOS LOS QUE!? FROM LOS ESE, FUCK THE WHORES!

THE PUBLISHED PLAYS OF C.C. (6) AS OF YET UNPUBLISHED WORKS BY THE TRIO;

THE MISSION

A BOWL OF BIENGS

CARPA CLASH

C.C. UNPLUGGED

S.O.S.

RADIO MAMBO

ASSORTED STORIES

AND POEMS

NEW SHIT COM WITH JEFF VALDEZ/PRODUCER LATINO LAUGH FEST(SHOWTIME)

CODE NAMES: SPARKY/FLUFFY/HOOTER

C/S!

C.C.

CESAR CHAVEZ

CHRISTOPHER COLOMBUS

CULTURAL COLONIALISM

COUNTER CULTURE

CHOCOLATE CITY

CRUEL COPS

CROOKED COPS

.C/ CWORD

CAN YOU THINK OF THINGS THAT

ARE C.C.?

MONTOYA HAS 722 LISTED

C.C. ITEMS;

CHANGE CHONIES

COMIE COCKSUCKER

CORPORATE COCKSUCKER

CORRUPT CONGRESS

CORRUPT CONTRACT CHRISTIAN COALITION

THE LIST IS ENDLESS!!........

SEND IN YOUR BEST C.C.'S!

CULTURE CLASH HOTLINE 213. 666. 6103

FOR LIVE SHOW BOOKING CONTACT NOLA MARIANO IN SAN FRANSISCO AT CIRCUIT NETWORK

ALL OTHER INQUIRES DIRECT TO MR. STEVE ADAMS C.C. MANAGER IN HOLLYWOOD.


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